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<P class=MsoNormal><STRONG><B><FONT face=Tahoma color=navy size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">1.</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=宋体 color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">一农民刚入城，买了张</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">IC</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=宋体 color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">卡却不知如何用法，于是上车后拿给司机</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><FONT face=Arial><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">&gt;&gt; &gt;</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG></SPAN></FONT><STRONG><B><FONT face=宋体 color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">看了一哈，司机道：</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">"suo </SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=宋体 color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">一下！</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">"</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=宋体 color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">（太原话</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">"</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=宋体 color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">说</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">"</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=宋体 color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">和</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">"</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=宋体 color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">刷</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">"</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=宋体 color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">同音，皆为</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">"SUO"</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=宋体 color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">）</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><FONT face=Arial><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">&gt;&gt; &gt;</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG></SPAN></FONT><STRONG><B><FONT face=宋体 color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">　　该农民小声对着刷卡机说道：</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">"IC</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=宋体 color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">卡。。</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">"</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">&gt;&gt; &gt;</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG></SPAN></FONT><STRONG><B><FONT face=宋体 color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">　　司机不耐烦道：</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG></B><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">"</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=宋体 color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">快</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">SUO</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=宋体 color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">！</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">"</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">&gt;&gt; &gt;</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG></SPAN></FONT><STRONG><B><FONT face=宋体 color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">　　农民以为说得不够完整，于是大声道：</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG></B><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">"</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=宋体 color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">公交公司</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">IC</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=宋体 color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">卡！！！！</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">"</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">&gt;&gt; &gt;</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG></SPAN></FONT><STRONG><B><FONT face=宋体 color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">　　全车</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG></B><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">FT`~~~~</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">&gt;&gt; &gt;</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><BR><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">&gt;&gt; &gt;</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG></SPAN></FONT><STRONG><B><FONT face=宋体 color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">　　</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG></B><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">2.</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=宋体 color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">听错了</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><FONT face=Arial><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">&gt;&gt; &gt;</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG></SPAN></FONT><STRONG><B><FONT face=宋体 color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">　　一个外地人拿一张</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">50</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=宋体 color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">圆的票子，在售票员面前晃着：见过没？见过没？……</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">&gt;&gt; &gt;</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG></SPAN></FONT><STRONG><B><FONT face=宋体 color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">　　买票的傻了，干脆拿出一张</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG></B><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">100</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=宋体 color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">的</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">Show</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=宋体 color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">了一下：你</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">tmd</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=宋体 color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">见过没</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">?</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">&gt;&gt; &gt;</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG></SPAN></FONT><STRONG><B><FONT face=宋体 color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">　　最后才搞明白，那人是想去</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG></B><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">"</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=宋体 color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">建国门</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">"</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=宋体 color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">！</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><FONT face=Arial><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">&gt;&gt; &gt;</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><B><FONT color=navy><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: navy"><BR><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">&gt;&gt; &gt;</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG></SPAN></FONT></B></SPAN></FONT><STRONG><B><FONT face=宋体 color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">　　</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">3.</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=宋体 color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">要钱</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><FONT face=Arial><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">&gt;&gt; &gt;</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG></SPAN></FONT><STRONG><B><FONT face=宋体 color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">　　前天下午乘公交车回家，上车后发现钱包里没有一元零钞，一着急，便掏出一</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><FONT face=Arial><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">&gt;&gt; &gt;</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG></SPAN></FONT><STRONG><B><FONT face=宋体 color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">张十元</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=宋体 color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">大票</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">?</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">&gt;&gt; &gt;</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG></SPAN></FONT><STRONG><B><FONT face=宋体 color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">　　进投币口。后来越想越觉得窝囊，于是便跟司机商量，能不能让我守在门口，</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG></B><FONT face=Arial><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">&gt;&gt; &gt;</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG></SPAN></FONT><STRONG><B><FONT face=宋体 color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">将下一站乘客本应投进投币口的钱据为己有？司机同意了。</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><FONT face=Arial><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">&gt;&gt; &gt;</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG></SPAN></FONT><STRONG><B><FONT face=宋体 color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">　　车很快驶到下一站，很多人争着上车。我挡在门口，对第一位乘客说：</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">"</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=宋体 color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">把钱给</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><FONT face=Arial><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">&gt;&gt; &gt;</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG></SPAN></FONT><STRONG><B><FONT face=宋体 color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">我。</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">"</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=宋体 color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">对方一愣：</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">"</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=宋体 color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">凭啥？</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">"</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=宋体 color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">三言两语也解释不请，我就说：</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">"</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=宋体 color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">给我就行了，别的不用管。</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><FONT face=Arial><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">&gt;&gt; &gt; </SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG></SPAN></FONT><STRONG><B><FONT face=宋体 color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">对方瞅瞅司机，司机点头默许。于是，一元钱到手。依法炮制，很快收了八个一元钱。</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><FONT face=Arial><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">&gt;&gt; &gt;</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG></SPAN></FONT><STRONG><B><FONT face=宋体 color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">　　接着上来一位大汉，虎背熊腰，剃着板寸，露着刺青。见我拦着他，怒道：</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">"</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">&gt;&gt; &gt;</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG></SPAN></FONT><STRONG><B><FONT face=宋体 color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">干吗呢</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG></B><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">? </SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=宋体 color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">哥们儿？</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">"</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=宋体 color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">我说：</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">"</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=宋体 color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">一会儿再跟你说，先把钱给我</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">&gt;&gt; &gt;</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG></SPAN></FONT><STRONG><B><FONT face=宋体 color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">。</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG></B><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">"</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=宋体 color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">对方眼珠子都圆了：</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">"</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=宋体 color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">说啥呢？</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">"</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=宋体 color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">我说：</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">"</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=宋体 color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">把钱给我！</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">"</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=宋体 color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">对方张大了嘴，冲司机</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><FONT face=Arial><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">&gt;&gt; &gt;</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG></SPAN></FONT><STRONG><B><FONT face=宋体 color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">问：</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">"</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=宋体 color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">这小子干吗的？</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">"</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">&gt;&gt; &gt;</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG></SPAN></FONT><STRONG><B><FONT face=宋体 color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">　　大汉堵在门口，后面的人上不来，而车厢里的人急着发车，所以大家七嘴八舌</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG></B><FONT face=Arial><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">&gt;&gt; &gt;</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG></SPAN></FONT><STRONG><B><FONT face=宋体 color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">地嚷起来了：</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">"</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=宋体 color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">啰唆什么呢！快给钱！</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">"</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=宋体 color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">大汉很快瘪了下去</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><FONT face=Arial size=4><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </SPAN></FONT><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR>&gt;&gt; &gt;</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy">。只见他从口袋里掏出钱包递过来，哭丧着脸说：</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">"</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy">老大，身上就这点钱，你们人</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR>&gt;&gt; &gt;</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy">多，我服了。</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">"<BR>&gt;&gt; &gt;<BR>&gt;&gt; &gt;</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy">　　</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">4.</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy">小偷</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR>&gt;&gt; &gt;</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy">　　某君乘公车常掉钱包，一天上车前，某君把厚厚的一叠纸折好放进信封，下车后发</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR>&gt;&gt; &gt;</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy">现信封被偷。第二天，某君刚上车不久，觉得腰间有一</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR>&gt;&gt; &gt;</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy">硬物，摸来一看，是昨天的那个信封，信封上写着：请不要开这样的玩笑，影响我</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR>&gt;&gt; &gt;</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy">正常工作，谢谢！！</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR>&gt;&gt; &gt;<BR>&gt;&gt; &gt;</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy">　　</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">5.</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy">回嘴</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR>&gt;&gt; &gt;</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy">　　在北京的公交车上，一个帅郭踩了前面一个靓妹的脚，靓妹回头怒目而视，愤</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR>&gt;&gt; &gt;</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy">然曰：</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">"</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy">我操你大爷的！</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">"</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy">，</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </SPAN></FONT><FONT color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy">帅郭马上目光呆滞，张口结舌</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR>&gt;&gt; &gt;</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy">，半晌才回答道：</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">"</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy">哦，我替我大爷谢谢你</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">"</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy">。</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR>&gt;&gt; &gt;<BR>&gt;&gt; &gt;</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy">　　</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">6.</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy">　挤</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR>&gt;&gt; &gt;</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy">　　医院的病房里有两个女士在抱怨如今的公交车拥挤，使她们痛苦不堪。</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR>&gt;&gt; &gt;</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy">　　一个说：</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">"</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy">我真是倒霉呀！在车上我被挤得流了产。</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">"<BR>&gt;&gt; &gt;</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy">　　另一个说：</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">"</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy">我才叫倒霉呢！在车上我被挤得怀了孕。</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">"<BR>&gt;&gt; &gt;<BR>&gt;&gt; &gt;</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy">　　</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">7.</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy">下车</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR>&gt;&gt; &gt;</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy">　　昨天坐公交车时遇见一件有趣的事：公交车在等红灯时，一男子叫道：</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">"</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy">司</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR>&gt;&gt; &gt;</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy">机，开一下门，我要下车。</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">"<BR>&gt;&gt; &gt;</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy">　　</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">"</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy">这是站牌吗？</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">"</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy">司机怒道。</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR>&gt;&gt; &gt;</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy">　　</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">"</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy">就因为这里不是站牌我才给你说一声。</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">"<BR>&gt;&gt; &gt;</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy">　　司机无语。</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR>&gt;&gt; &gt;<BR>&gt;&gt; &gt;<BR>&gt;&gt; &gt;</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy">　　</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">8.</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy">追车</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR>&gt;&gt; &gt;</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy">　　早上上班赶公共汽车，到站台的时候，汽车已经启动了。于是我只好边追边</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR>&gt;&gt; &gt;</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy">喊：</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">"</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy">师傅，等等我！师傅，等等我呀！</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">"<BR>&gt;&gt; &gt;</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy">　　这时一乘客从车窗探出头来冲我说了一句：</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">"</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy">悟空你就别追了。</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">"<BR>&gt;&gt; &gt;<BR>&gt;&gt; &gt;<BR>&gt;&gt; &gt;</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy">　　</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">9.</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy">　和老外拼英语</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR>&gt;&gt; &gt;</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy">　　一人在公交车上不小心踏了洋鬼子的脚，心想咱不能给中国人丢脸，于是卯足</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR>&gt;&gt; &gt;</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy">了劲说了句英文：</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">"i'm sorry"<BR>&gt;&gt; &gt;</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy">　　鬼子一想：在人家国土上咱不能不礼貌。于是忙点头道：</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">"i'm sorry too"<BR>&gt;&gt; &gt;</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy">　　国人一听急了：以为我不会数数？咬牙道：</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">"i'm sorry three"<BR>&gt;&gt; &gt;</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy">　　鬼子大惑不解：</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">"what are you sorry for</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy">？</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">"<BR>&gt;&gt; &gt;</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy">　　国人心想好啊</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">~~~</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy">连</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">FOUR</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy">也出来了，劳子和你拼了</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">~~~~~~:<BR>&gt;&gt; &gt;</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy">　　</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">"i'm sorry five!!!!"</SPAN></FONT></B><FONT face=Arial size=4><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </SPAN></FONT></P></BLOCKQUOTE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
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