Hightlights tonite :

* We light the yule log , dec the halls and we will play the jingle balls .

* I am mixing up the eggnog . You want his broad lit up or just slightly glowing .

* You can rip it open with your teeth like a rabid jackal .

* Your mom is out of rehab . She kind of jumped the fence .

* Stuff never goes back in the way it comes out .

* You are one in a million .

* I got a long bus ride and I don't want to sober up halfway home .

* Feliz Navidad everyone .

* A wily ostrich sank my boat .

* The way I see it , your peanut butter is all over my chocolate .